Lie For Your Ladies

Sometimes we are so good at it, we don't even notice we are doing it. Ofcourse i am talking about Lying.

Some guy told me the other day how he doesn't know why girls lie because they are never caught in a lie. And i find some truth in that.

Girls lie about almost everything, their age, their weight, their hair, their ethnicity and other things. What i lie mostly about is arriving at a certain time to a place that am 5 minutes away when actually am still at home and it will be more than 30minutes to get there.

Some of us have mastered this art. Actually, the best way to lie is to have one straight face. Make that lie short and sweet, you don't need to give details this is not a crime scene investigation hun.
For example, you have this lie you were at home all day, you need to have a list of supporting evidence ready to go when someone asks you.

A considerate lie is one that you tell somebody because you are trying to be nice and you are trying to protect them. Girls like doing stuff together, like they even lie together. It makes the lie even more authentic. Its called the group lie and its a unique girl technique. Nobody else can do it like we do.

But as we lie away, there are stuff we should NEVER lie about. Things like sickness or love, don't say you love that guy when you know you really don't. And dont lie to your friends.

But if your friends are lying, its just right back up that lie and ride that b***ch till the wheels fall off.

Regards.